March 07, 2006

How do you spell... GET OVER IT?!

Thanks for all the missing person reports! I love you, too. I took a little blog-vacation and didn't realize that I'd NEVER.UPDATE.AGAIN.EVER!? I really do appreciate the love!! :)

And now I will get to my post:

G-E-T O-V-E-R I-T?!

Apperantly my last blog about Buttcrack Betty caused quite an upset.

For those of you that don't know, I posted this picture of a random girl at my school:

She is anonymous.

I am anonymous.

None of my blog-readers (excluding friends and family) know where I go to school.

There is virtually no way that this girl could identify her butt.


People are seriously pissed, ya'll!! They're creating an ANTI HG website or something!? They think it was mean and are losing sleep over my cold-blooded intentions!! They're telling everyone about my cleaverly disguised malevolent nature and are ensuring that people judge my character!! (Behind my back, of course!)
"HG took a picture of someone's BUTT! And POSTED it WITHOUT HER PERMISSION!! What a heartless cow."

I think I'm nice. They think i'm evil. I'll let you be the judge.

I smell a reality show!!

Here was my literal thought process before writing this blog:

"That is seriously hysterical and kind of gross that I just saw her entire butt and now she's sitting in her too small pants and the chair back is framing her say-no-to-crack!!

What should I do? Who should I make laugh with me?? DUDE, camera phone!! I'll blog it!"

Believe me when I say that NO ONE I go to school with reads my blog and knows who I am. IF there was even a slight chance of buttcrack-owner stumbling accross buttcrack-picture and recognizing said buttcrack....I wouldn't have posted. DUH.

It bothers me that my character is being questioned because of a harmless, and, allow me to repeat, ANONYMOUS picture.

I am even more sad that people validate the pictures in US Weekly...and not this one.

I'm seriously sorry If I offended anyone, but my intentions were light hearted.

Now, without further ado.... I give you:

Pictures found in GOSSIP MAGS accross the country that actually HAVE cruel intentions, are NOT nameless, and are NOT considered malicious. :)


Doesn't it just make you HAPPY to know that Brit Spears has cellulite like the rest of us!! God bless the nice man that stalked her and most likely trespassed to get this photo!!! Let me chip away at his rent by purchasing this $4 magazine!

Geez Paris...put some clothes on! Serves you right for wearing a shirt so short because YOU'RE famous! The girl in HG's picture that CHOSE to wear WAY TOO TIGHT pants, however, was assaulted! that Mary Kate's butt crack? I wonder what kind of underwear she's wearing? Cute boots. I have no malicious thoughts about the person posting this pic.


Mike said...

Anyone who has read you for any length of time knows you aren't a mean person. Some people get off on controversy though...and oddly enough my post yesterday touched on that subject.

Anonymous said...

The same thing happened to me. It is usually people who read one entry and think they know you.

Don't give it another thought. We love you!

Billy said...

I can see where they might be very upset, you see the human butt crack is very much like a the human finger print no two are alike. It would be very easy to track down this young lady and identify her via her crack especially since it would seem she is not concerned with keeping it from public view!

Who in the world has been giving you grief you about this completely innocent post?

Melissa H said...

I'm thoroughly offended that all of these people are the BUTT of your joke! HA HA HA HA HA HA

People love to attack in cyberspace. Give 'em grace and kill 'em with kindness (and if that doesn't work, to hell with them). :-)

Bonita in Pink said...

It's so comforting to know Britney Spears has cellulite! Thank you! haha
And girl... people will always talk.
I'm glad you don't let them get you down.
They just need to get that stick out of their a$$es. Can't take life too serious these days.

Heather said...


lori said...

Glad you are back HG, I've missed ya. And by the way, people being pissed at you for your blogging material, it's because they don't have a life of their own to worry about. I say keep blogging, you provide me with laughs everyday!

Dylan said...

Humor Girl,

So, I've read all the comments in the two posts in which you post this girl's butt crack, and none of them are negative towards you...

So, I'm left with one conclusion: That the "brewing controversy" over your post stems from my mentioning to you at work that I thought it was kinda wrong.

Of course, I told you that I thought it was wrong in person... not behind your back. I didn't leave a comment on your site about it, but since you've decided to address it here on your blog, I'll respond in kind.

Here's my post.

I ain't mad at 'cha, I just wanted to tell you that I thought it was wrong. Stick to your guns if you want. One of the great things about blogs is that, sometimes, you can have real conversations without meaning to start one.

Leesa said...

Is that what my butt looks from that angle. Oh, goodness, I need to loose a few pounds.

Kami said...

Oh, jeebus. This kind of crap pisses me right the hell off. This is your blog, and you can do whateverthehell you want on it, sister. Gawd. I post anonymous pics of fashion disasters almost every week. Consider what you did a PSA.

Say no to crack.

Anonymous said...

You're not completely anonymous because you have pictures of yourself posted on here. It is possible for someone you go to school with to be doing a little blog surfing and recognize your pic. It's happened before to people. Having said that, you don't come off as a mean person but I do think it was a mistake. And I certainly don't agree with the photographers who take those pics of celebs.

Humor Girl said...

anonymous... so so disappointing

MarylandMommy said...

It was only a couple inches of butt crack & a very innocent post. Glad you are back! Yah, Dylan--get over it!!!

delmer said...

I'm assuming that crack is on a 20-something.

The other day I walked into a pizza shop and was confronted by the crack on a female patron who, in my estimation, was about my age ... 40-something.

I am never offended by female butt cleavage, butt, I think people my age should take better care to hide theirs.

Mike said...

Miss, miss? Would you please hike your pants up and then place your hands behind your back. Yes Miss Humorgirl, you are under arrest for indecent exposure. Not yours but Miss Classroom Buttcrack's. This type of exposure most be nipped, nipped I say in the bud!!

If your nice I'll bail you out myself.

Anonymous said...

Humor Girl,

You have one of the best blogs out there. Don't change for anyone!

Remember all the positive comments you get and don't focus on the few negative ones out there. Positive overcomes the negative.

Patyrish said...

Just a moment while I roll my eyes.

It's a butt crack people....LET'S NOT FREAK OUT HERE!

I too posted a butt crack story with photo on my blog HG and so I totally see where you are coming from and found no harm in what you posted. I thought it was HILARIOUS.
Whoever is questioning your character has no sense of humor. It's not like you posted the girls name and like you said no one from your school knows about your blog.


Oh......and YES it made me very happy that Britney Spears has cellulite!

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