February 19, 2006

Yay for Camera phones!

So I can show you all the disgusting stuff I run into.

For those that read, you are aware that I frequent Wallgreen's....

ANd when i say frequent, I mean I go there EVERY chance i get and take advantage of their amazing deals!!'s 1130pm and I stopped by to get my perscription.

I had to use the restroom...and found THIS!!!

That is a purchased USED razor!?! And you don't have take my word for it:

And while we're on the subject of bathrooms....

Here is my friend Ali and me getting ready in the bathroom before work:

To end on something not disgusting and hairy.

February 09, 2006

She can't be stopped...

I tried to chalk it up to the pants, but she wore different ones today and they, too, pose the same problem.

So, no, I am not creepy. And no, I do not go around taking pictures of peoples buttcracks. I am simply trying to pick up the slack for my HORRIBLE picture from yesterday.

ANd also, this girl for real has a problem, yo!!!

February 07, 2006

I call this one, "Ode to a crappy camera phone!"

Thank the LORD for camera phones!

Now i can share with you all the EYE SORE that stared me in the face for 80 minutes today!

Here is the view from my seat!? Lord help me!

Lord help HER!!! And if you have no idea what i'm talking about, check out the seat-back whole that is framing her BUTT CRACK!

I didn't notice it until i got FULL-SQUISHED-MOON when she stood up!

"ckckkkkkckck...This is ground control to Major Lowrider...We seem to be experiencing a major lack of communication here...You are NOT a size 3, I repeat, NOT A SIZE THREE!?...Oh god! We've LOST HER!


This is why I love huge purses!

Tell me my butt doesn't look small in this thing!

I love you, Michael Kors.

I love you.

February 04, 2006

It's over!

I'm not sick and I feel like a million dollars. I woke up yesterday morning feeling good, but still wanted to take it easy. I read MOST of Three Weeks With My Brother.


Pretty much one of the best books ever.

I've basically spent the last week doing nothing but reading. I read Educating Esme, Three Weeks with My Brother, am half way through Home Again, and am a quarter of the way into The Holiness of God, The Case for Christ, The Ragamuffin Gospel, Searching for God Knows WHat, and Alone.

Now it's a game. I want to see which one I'll finish first. It always amazes me that I'm able to pick up right where I left off.

K...Now that I've officially bored you...I'll go do homework.

February 02, 2006

So, I decided to get the flu.

I guess it's about time. I haven't had it since last year. Puking...aching...MISERY!

I spent the last two days pasted to my couch. I hate my couch. It's uncomfortable! It's HOT! Now it's cold! Make up your mind COUCH!!

And to top it off...MW is not accessable to me right now... What's up with that!? (It's a joke. But he's seriously not around!?)

Soooo. No pics of me sick. No funnyness. No awesomeness. NOTHING. Just sick.

OH YEAH! I just started 3 Weeks With My Brother by Nicholas Sparks and it RULES! Read it!