Thank the LORD for camera phones!
Now i can share with you all the EYE SORE that stared me in the face for 80 minutes today!
Here is the view from my seat!? Lord help me!
Lord help HER!!! And if you have no idea what i'm talking about, check out the seat-back whole that is framing her BUTT CRACK!
I didn't notice it until i got FULL-SQUISHED-MOON when she stood up!
"ckckkkkkckck...This is ground control to Major Lowrider...We seem to be experiencing a major lack of communication here...You are NOT a size 3, I repeat, NOT A SIZE THREE!?...Oh god! We've LOST HER!
AND SPEAKING OF BUTTS!
This is why I love huge purses!
Tell me my butt doesn't look small in this thing!
I love you, Michael Kors.
I love you.