Now i can share with you all the EYE SORE that stared me in the face for 80 minutes today!
Here is the view from my seat!? Lord help me!
Lord help HER!!! And if you have no idea what i'm talking about, check out the seat-back whole that is framing her BUTT CRACK!
I didn't notice it until i got FULL-SQUISHED-MOON when she stood up!
"ckckkkkkckck...This is ground control to Major Lowrider...We seem to be experiencing a major lack of communication here...You are NOT a size 3, I repeat, NOT A SIZE THREE!?...Oh god! We've LOST HER!
AND SPEAKING OF BUTTS!
This is why I love huge purses!
Tell me my butt doesn't look small in this thing!
I love you, Michael Kors.
I love you.
13 comments:
Well look...if you want an honest answer to that question, you're just going to have to turn around.
GEEZ - you would think if she wore pants that low she'd wear a shirt to cover her crack. But it made for GREAT reading!!!!!!
I LOVE the bag! I'm a purse whore. Ok I admit it - I need therapy.
And I'm with you on the bigger purses make your butt look smaller. They came in handy when I had children cuz I stuck diapers and wipes in there too. No need for an UGLY diaper bag. I'm not an ugly diaper bag kind of mama!
You look lovely.
Leave it to you to give us a picture like that....lol
Not good to be dealing crack in class....
That bag is great! Lurve it!:-)
I have the world's WORST camera phone. It's a Motorola 330, you know the one with the blue rubber finish? Anyway, the camera phone is so fuzzy I don't even use it.
Just be thankful that your camera phone is better than mine, okay Sweet Pea?
Oh, that is hilarious!!!
I started asking myself why HG would purchase such a big purse. There has to be more than just the illusion of a tiny hiney.
Well after considerable searching of images it all became clear.
You know you will never get away with it!
I didn't notice the butt crack until you mentioned it...haha...pretty gross....
Since you're having to look at the person in front of you's butt, and since big purses make butts look smaller (or disappear altogether), maybe the next time you go to class you should just hang a big ol' purse on the back of Crackie's chair. If she asks you to move it, tell her that just like manholes are required have to have covers, she must be covered as well.
If this doesn't work, pick a flower and stick it down you-know-where next time. Then smile!
OMG I love the bag! Did you have bagasms when you got it!!?? heheh
btw - doesn't cracky pants know that crack kills or in this case hurts the vision of innocent bystanders?
Love the bag...I too carry a huge purse but I totally missed the perk that it made my butt look smaller! You don't need to look any smaller, you have a cute little figure! I am sure your hiney is tiny!
I totally can relate to crack lady.....I agree with putting a flower in there......
That's too much...lol.
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