Ok, I don't obsess over my weight, BUT I DO hate it when my figure goes all capoooey. I need you all to tell me if what I do is weird....
When I'm feeling gross, (like when I've just spent the last 3 days eating nothing but refined sugar-animal crackers-M&M's-bagels-Smores Bars- Blueberry Muffins- ETC ETC ETC!!! THIS LIST DOESN'T END !!.....) I try to gently steer myself back on track with a little reminder to eat better.
I, Humor Girl, wear underwear that is 2 sizes too small when i feel fat!!!
THERE! I SAID IT! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!?
I bought these underwear from walmart, got them home, and realized I bought the wrong size. I was going to take them back...but never did. They're really cute...but were brilliantly hand-crafted to cinch EVERY place that my body stores fat!? They're uncomfortable, I hate them, and I feel sloppy at the sight of them. Even on skinny days they make me feel depressed.
Anyway, just wanted your opinion:
IS it weird that I wear TOO-TIGHT underwear to make me stop eating bad??
I would tie a string around my finger but I can't handle the scrutiny!!
"Hey, what's the string for HG?" Now choose your fate!!!!
1. LIE- and walk around with the guilt.
2. Tell the truth- and have people whisper around about what a compliment fisher I am. WHICH I AM NOT!
....Did I just blog this?