Ok, I don't obsess over my weight, BUT I DO hate it when my figure goes all capoooey. I need you all to tell me if what I do is weird....
When I'm feeling gross, (like when I've just spent the last 3 days eating nothing but refined sugar-animal crackers-M&M's-bagels-Smores Bars- Blueberry Muffins- ETC ETC ETC!!! THIS LIST DOESN'T END !!.....) I try to gently steer myself back on track with a little reminder to eat better.
I, Humor Girl, wear underwear that is 2 sizes too small when i feel fat!!!
THERE! I SAID IT! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!?
I bought these underwear from walmart, got them home, and realized I bought the wrong size. I was going to take them back...but never did. They're really cute...but were brilliantly hand-crafted to cinch EVERY place that my body stores fat!? They're uncomfortable, I hate them, and I feel sloppy at the sight of them. Even on skinny days they make me feel depressed.
Anyway, just wanted your opinion:
IS it weird that I wear TOO-TIGHT underwear to make me stop eating bad??
I would tie a string around my finger but I can't handle the scrutiny!!
"Hey, what's the string for HG?" Now choose your fate!!!!
1. LIE- and walk around with the guilt.
2. Tell the truth- and have people whisper around about what a compliment fisher I am. WHICH I AM NOT!
....Did I just blog this?
16 comments:
lol....ONLY ON FAT DAYS DA!!
Now THAT is funny!
I just don't understand the situation, well. Not only because I am male, but because I haven't gained any weight for 17 years.
I can't believe you said that! I, too, am going to be laughing all day about that.
That is pretty funny. Though I have never gone that far, we all do odd things when we feel a little less than our normal selves. I am the type that dresses in baggy big clothes and don't fix my hair or wear make-up. And I will tell you, it's not pretty.
well, thats weird, but probably not any weirder than what i have done when i feel fat - i smell food. just open a pkg of cookies or cheese puffs and take a big whiff. then tell myself "mmmm. that was yummy." as if i ate it.
You look fine.
To look at you, I guess you don't wear the kiddies clothes too often then.
doesn't that hurt your butt?
Ah, I vote for wierd :0). Hey, whatever floats your boat. If it works it works. I don't know if making yourself even more depressed by wearing them is going to help you though.
Oh yeah, also look up the word "botch", I don't think you know what it means.
Earth Rooster: Ah..Rub it in why don't you! lol
Ben Run: Lol..my ex-boyfriend had the same thing happen to him.
The Johnstons: Your talking about "hat days" ... :)
mb: me too... mostly!
Midwest: I'll see what I can do.. lol
Bek: A friend of mine (male) used to chew food up and then spit it out! He was cutting weight. He said: "Try it...It's like eating it." Yeah, it wasn't.
KV: you're always so sweet...BUT I promise I wasn't fishing for comliments! IT's a chick thing! :)
MG: You're correct. :)
Pinkandroses: No..it leaves red marks on my side though!
Jeremiah: I'm the botchiest person ever! :) Thanks!
RM: I'm not sure...but Midwest asked for the same thing...
Okay, I guess I'm just as mental because I think that's a BRILLIANT idea! You're constantly reminded why you don't want to eat that cookie but no one has to know it. :-)
Ouch. You know cutting off your circulation is not a healthy thing. That elastic waistband can cause some real uncomfort.
And yes, you are extremely strange for wearing small underwear but I still love you.
I've been feeling rather chubby lately myself, so what I do is limit myself to one meal per day. That's right, one meal. And in between when I get hungry--which is all the damn time--I drink water.
that's funny. :)
yeah.......college stress........i start wanting to eat sugary foods like jelly beans.
Girl...I have an entire drawer full of undies that haven't seen the light side of day since Daughter #1 was born.
Give yourself a break. :)
You should never do anything that induces depression or sadness of any kind. Look at it as a drawback of being American.
Eek. I can't imagine wearing something to make myself feel worse on my fat days :). That is some hard core punishment HG!
Cutting back on my kool aid fetish and resorting to drinking water is about as hard core as I get ;-)
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