September 30, 2005

Homework, homework, and more homework.

18 credits and working is TOO much!? My head is a tornado. If I didn't already have add, I'd be a step ahead of where i am right now.

I promise when I get my sanity back I will post about something more interesting.

Like what I will do AFTER school is out.


My brother found this website for me and it's hilarious!

It's called Black People Love Us!

September 27, 2005

Questionaire a la Shades of Pink

Thanks to Shades of Pink for this questionaire.

1. Ice cream or Yogurt? Cookie Dough Ice Cream...and White Chocolate Yogurt from TCBY!

2. What's your favorite board game? SCRABBLE or Cranium. Best games ever!

3. Do you play video games? I used to play N64. I was the QUEEN of MarioKart!

4. If you were given a chance to change your name, would you do it? If yes, what would your new name be? WHen I was younger, I wanted to change my name to Samantha. lol. I love my name now.

5. What are the last 2 blogs that you've visited? Please share the links with us so we can check them out. Pink Is The New Blog and Amalah because her baby doesn't want to come! :)

6. What's your biggest frustration? that I have to be a waitress right now. I want a normal teaching job that pays crud so I can be happy! :)

A day in news! Too good to be true!

I don't normally talk about hollywood news, but some of this is just too good to pass up. Plus, I just spent 12 hours at school and seriously need to undwind.


I know that my job is to... (dramatic-pause)

To have somebody else enter my body....

And whatever that truth is....I'm the vehicle for that."

Okaaayyy, Charlize.


I wanted to do something where I could step outa' mah box.

I didn't wanna do anything that was so close to Bow-Wow

To when people see it, it's like 'Oh, that's Bow Wow'.

I wanted people to see it and be like, 'Oh That's not Bow-Wow.'"

Yep, you guessed it, that's Bow Wow. And he's talking about his new roll in Roll Bounce.


Jamie-Lynn and A.J DiScala call it quits. :( Awwww.....

While Demi and her Child Groom make it official! YAY!

Demi Moore-Kutcher? That sounds like love to me! :)


Kate Moss does.... DRUGS!? Say What!?!?

Didn't see it coming. Hopefully this'll be a wake up call to her and the rest of her party girls.


And you thought they couldn't get any worse. :)



You have truly out-trashed yourselves. :)

September 25, 2005


Hooray! My favorite show has hit the airwaves again! This show is the best! I waited patiently all summer and it's finally back! :)

September 24, 2005

lol! Brian Fellows!

This is Tracey Morgan's best character to date!

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I'm obsessed with Rita!

Ok, I'm seriously obsessed with this storm. I've never really been interested in storms before, but for some reason, I'm COMPLETELY engulfed in her (i did not intend that to be the horrible pun that it was...gulf?...nvm....)

I have completely updated myself on earthquakes, hurricanes, and tornadoes so I understand what they are. Stephanie Abrhams is my new best girlfriend.

And now, back to our previously scheduled program.....

September 22, 2005

My VICE...Continued:

Ok, so here it is........

((Jaws Music- duh dunh.......)


((duh-duhn-duh-duhn-duh-duhn-duh-duhn-duh-duhn- Screams!!))

Clinique Makeup!?!? Now, this may not look like a lot, but when you use 5 things, IT IS!

Let's see what we have:


(From Top to Bottom: Base coat and lengthener, High impact in BLK/BRN, and Long Pretty Lashes in BLK/BRN- I use one and two.)

Next we have the foundations and powder:

(Top to bottom: THE BEST MAKEUP EVER!! This is "Superbalanced Compact Makeup" in "alabaster breeze". IT RULES!! BUY IT AND LOVE IT! Next we have "Blended Face Powder" in "hasn't seen the sun in a decade" AKA "transperancy neutral." Then we have "Gives Me Zits But BEAUTIFUL" AKA "Perfectly Real Makeup" in "Shade no. 1.")

Now let's talk's where I get pathetic:

These are my blushes:

(Clockwise from left to right: Free gift with purchas that has been used approximately one time, my winter/fall color because it's deeper (questionable), my all-time favorite because it's light and shimmery, and then pink for summer. That's just what I say. I use whatever until I need a small change.)

Now, for the peace de la resistance!!


(About 4 months ago, i threw away 6 packages of eye shadow because they were expired....This is what's remaining!? I won't even begin to explain the colors. My favorite is the second from the right. It's rose wine duo...and i used up all the Suger Suger. So sad.)

So, this is the sweetened condensed version of my once HUGE makeup collection.

September 21, 2005

My vice!

I need to get my mind off of the chaos, so I am going to share with you all MY VICE!

It lies in this darling $4 bag that I got from Ross! (Just thought I'd add that) I would like to share this post with all of you lovely blog friends, but picture upload isn't working right.

Until Tomorrow!!

Crazy Storms!?

These storms are crazy! They say that this may be the biggest storm EVER to hit the gulf mainland in the US and are expecting tornedos as a back-lash....

Maybe this will teach us to all work together.

September 20, 2005

Library Night...

It's almost 11:30 and I'm still at the library.... And I'll have you know that I just spelled library with two r's at the end. That's how tired I am.

I'm reading the most boring book ever made. It would help if i was remotely familiar with the way our government works.

Totalitarian....utilitarian...treaty....gah gah gah gah gah gah........

YAY! Almost there!

I'm so happy with this one. It seems to flow! Still a few more tweaks...but it feels so good!!! :)

September 19, 2005

Til a Rainy Day...and Other News.

I'll just have to wait 'til i have a rainy day to waste on my computer....Billy helped me get my sidebar in order, but, unfortunately, my postings weren't coming in right. Back to the drawing board…



Annoying Keyboard Girl brought up Bono--(again!!!)--as a funny resolution for international conflict. TO this I sing:

Once......Twice.....Three times A--NNOYINGGGG!!!!


Canceled!! I got to finish my reading for International Human Rights! Lucky Break.


I had "that" girl in my reading group today. I think we ALL know who “That” girl is. Stay with me for a second….

Group: Who has good handwriting to write on the overhead to present to the class?
TG: Oh I have good handwriting!
Group: ((Looks around to see if anyone else would like an opportunity to write.))
TG: I have good handwriting, I’ll do it.
((It’s settled…TG will write)

5 Minutes later. We have just discovered that part of our presentation will be reading a book to the class as if they are young children.

Group: Ok, so I guess someone has to read this book to the class?
TG: I’ll do it! I know I can do it.
Group: Does anyone else want to read? ((A few shy people may want to, but won’t say anything at this point.))
TG: I seriously don’t mind doing it! I’ll read!
((It’s settled…TG will read.)

HG speaking for group: I guess we have to find someone else to write now.
Other girl in group to TG: I thought you were writing?
TG: ((SNAPS)) I CAN’T! …pause….I’m reading. ((Laughs to cover up her outburst))

Whoa. Her handwriting must be really good.

Question about templates!?

I was just wondering if anyone knows why my sidebar is so weird!? My Daily reads start underneath my last post. I was just wondering if anyone knows how to fix that problem?...

Muchos Gracias!

September 18, 2005


Hi guys...I have been so swamped with homework lately that i've gotten extremely boring. I did manage, in the last hour, to eat an entire sleeve of ritz crackers, if that makes anyone proud?

The problem with this homework is, it's ALL reading and analyzing. No busy work I can get done in front of the t.v. So...until I think of something other then lesson plans and reading strategies to write about, I will be boring.

September 16, 2005

This can't be real.

OH MY GOODNESS! Britney Spears has a new website for her perfume Fantasy This is her podcast!! There is promised to be more!?!? LOL

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Seriously, though!

I found this at BlackOps Underground:

I Cannot Get Motivated....

I have so much homework to do and can't seem to get myself motivated. I sit down to read and think of 100 other things.....

I should change my name to ADD Girl.

September 15, 2005

Billy! You've Created a MONSTER!

I should have known this would happen. I am SUUUUCHHHH a HORRIBLE PERFECCCCTIONNIIISSST that I can't stop with this blog! Fortunately, I've run out of time. This will do for now, with a few tweaks here and there.


I promise I'll post something worth it soon!

September 14, 2005

Just so ya'll know....

All I did was replace the URL's for my template. For example...I made my header under PhotoStudio 5.5. Then i uploaded it to Flickr. After that, I went to the section that said Header and replaced the background URL with my new one. :) It's SO easy...but takes a little bit of trial and error.

Here's a good website to go to to get free backgrounds if you're not comfortable making them yourself:

Here is a website where you can create your own colors for backgrounds and fonts:

Good Luck!

What d'ya Think? :)

Woo hoo!! It's finally getting there!.....

Let me know what you think of the new look! I'm sure you'll see a few changes here and there over the next few weeks.

Nothing too major.

ANd I did it all on my own!

PS...Yes, mom....I do see your comments (mmmwah)! :)

September 12, 2005

Another Long Day...and Thank you to everyone!

9:30am-8:00pm........With 10 minute breaks in between.

I ate a Lunchable and a NASTY salad. The perks of being a student.

Here's something I noticed when moving from north to south:

All of those little black specks on the wires are birds. There are literally thousands of them this time of year. They're all migrating south for the winter. :) That's how I know it's coming soon. In Spokane, you don't really notice. One day, the birds are just gone and one day they're waking you up in the morning. Here, You see them passing through together. And again when spring is near...going North.

Just something I noticed.

Also, THANKS SO MUCH!!! Today I finally reached 10,000 hits on my blog!!! :) That's since June 22nd! I'm so glad to have ya'll as friends.

September 10, 2005

Mucho Depressed!?

Ok, this Auschwitz book is severely depressing me. I'm not sure if I'll be able to make it through the rest of the class!? We have to talk about Rowanda...and more horrific things I clearly can't handle.

September 09, 2005

White Trash is my MIDDLE name......

I got sent home tonight from work! When i got home, I glanced down and saw this!!


I am so tacky! I didn't even notice it when I got ready. cream......

I can honestly say, I don't think I've ever eaten anything that fast....

Ggghhghg..... : x

September 08, 2005

Good enough for now....

OK, I think that's good enough for a while. I could spend FOREVER making changes...but I need to do homework.

I hope I don't scare anyone off...

Thank you, Billy!! For the awesome banner!

I knew this would come....REDECORATING!

I will probably change the face of my blog several times until I get it right. Hope you're not too scared to come back.

September 07, 2005

Gotta Run...

I'm in a huge hurry, but wanted to post this before I forgot it.

Remember "Annoying Type Girl"? Well, today she decided to sit RIGHT in front of me. We finished watching Sometimes in April and I've caught on to her! It was aim, i was right!

Secondly, I noticed that she was wearing a shirt that said "Our Balls are Bigger" with a softball on it.

Third, we had to get into groups and I had to be with her.

Now about the guy with the dog. He was in my group, too!! What are the odds of that?! Well, today he was wearing this heart-shaped emerald earing. It matched his nose ring. :)

And just one more thing! I was at the library and this little two year old was standing by the door thowing a fit. I have NO idea where the parent was. They just let him be loud and interupt everyone. Ok, I'm all for ignoring your son's tantrums, but at the library??

September 06, 2005

Sunday Drive...

A friend of mine sent me this...

Let me know what you think.

....make sure you have sound.

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Stay with me!

I'm sure you've noticed that my template has changed. I REALLY needed something different. I will now warn you that I am very finicky when it comes to this kind of stuff, so don't be surprised if it changes by the day. :)...for a little while, at least.


Ok, for all you car dealerships, POOOOOOHHEEYYYY!!!!!!!

I suppose you hire the same psychics that the police hire to see into the future when everything will fall apart! Then, you make the warrenty for JUST under that! YOU STINK!!

I got out of my car and opened my back door to get my backpack. It felt a little labored and I heard a sound..... but just figured it was nothing.

HERE is what my side panel is SUPPOSED to look like.....

Here is what my rear drivers side panel looks like NOW!!:

YOU CRAP! Can you believe this!? lol The glue came loose and I guess it was jarring out......That made it catch and bend.


So, I call the dealership and ask them if it's covered. OF COURSE NOT. My warrenty was up last month!!! lol

It seems easy to fix...just tear the metal strip off and reglue a new one, right?


Mr. VW: "No, you can't just buy the metal strip. It comes already adhered to a rubber/plastic strip. It'll look at costing you a couple hundred."

Me: " clever."

September 05, 2005

Muy Agujereado!

Since I have nothing to post and have done nothing today, i'm going to post about homework.

Here's where 90% of my homework takes place:

On my bed. The kitchen chair that's been masquerading as my computer chair leaves red marks on the back of my legs and cuts off my circulation.

Here are my text books for 18 credit hours:

Also pictured, the garbage can that won't be emptied until it's compressed to weigh 90 lbs.

Here are my notebooks:

¡Ahora, mi gran organizaciĆ³n! Each class has it's own folder and color.

Front pocket: syllabus and schedule...........Back pocket: Work.

ALSO...the last page of every section is reserved for things that i want to include in my teaching or classroom:

To make sure I stay on track, my wonderful $1.99 organizer.'s my key. :) Each class with it's own color:

Now, for those of you still awake, my backpack:

This is my favorite back pack EVER! Not only is she beautiful, but she's got ten gagillion pockets that I won't even begin to show you all!......Just a few.

My "accessory" pocket:

Font to back: Pencil-Pouch complete with highlighters, pens, and stapler...more pens...notepad for random thoughts....and that hook thing in the back has a bunch of hair ties on it. Preperation!

Here's the main pocket. The picture didn't turn out, but I don't like retaking pictures. There's my book...and the blue thing on the left is my.....((drumroll please))....RECORDER!

Talk about a headache! I have to play a recorder in a class with 30 people....

What's your IQ?

Congratulations, Humor Girl! Your IQ score is 135

Your Intellectual Type is Facts Curator. This means you are highly intelligent and have picked up an impressive and unique collection of facts and figures over the years. You've got a remarkable vocabulary and exceptional math skills — which puts you in the same class as brainiacs like Bill Gates. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results.

What's Your IQ?

September 04, 2005

White cake......badddddd.

We celebrated an engagement today. I ate white cake and white frosting.......

Then i came home and ate some bite size snickers....I'm blaming it on the cake!

September 03, 2005


Not much time to post today but my bathroom is so shiny it hurts my eyes!

I hope you have a great night...and here's a little something to get it started off right! :)

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Word to the wise...

If a server is standing over you with 4 five-pound plates, hot enough to melt human flesh...please do two kind things:

1. Acknowledge them when they say "The Tenderloin, sir" Because they ARE talking to you. &


WHen you continue your conversation, elbows firmly on the table, it's really hard to set your food down and serve the rest of your friends and family. AND MY FINGURE STILL HURTS from the 3 degree burn I recieved.

September 02, 2005

Is this weird?

Ok, I don't obsess over my weight, BUT I DO hate it when my figure goes all capoooey. I need you all to tell me if what I do is weird....

When I'm feeling gross, (like when I've just spent the last 3 days eating nothing but refined sugar-animal crackers-M&M's-bagels-Smores Bars- Blueberry Muffins- ETC ETC ETC!!! THIS LIST DOESN'T END !!.....) I try to gently steer myself back on track with a little reminder to eat better.

I, Humor Girl, wear underwear that is 2 sizes too small when i feel fat!!!


I bought these underwear from walmart, got them home, and realized I bought the wrong size. I was going to take them back...but never did. They're really cute...but were brilliantly hand-crafted to cinch EVERY place that my body stores fat!? They're uncomfortable, I hate them, and I feel sloppy at the sight of them. Even on skinny days they make me feel depressed.

Anyway, just wanted your opinion:

IS it weird that I wear TOO-TIGHT underwear to make me stop eating bad??

I would tie a string around my finger but I can't handle the scrutiny!!

"Hey, what's the string for HG?" Now choose your fate!!!!

1. LIE- and walk around with the guilt.

2. Tell the truth- and have people whisper around about what a compliment fisher I am. WHICH I AM NOT!

....Did I just blog this?

September 01, 2005


YAY!!! WOO HOO!! IT's Puremood's Birthday!!!!


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Not for the faint of heart....

While visiting MG today, I found this story.