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April 13, 2006

Yeah, except for this one thing....

So...I'm trying to find a roommate and it's a little harder then I thought it would be. I think i've got someone lined up, but we'll see.

I signed up for this website that hooks you up with potential roommates. You fill out a survey about your religion, cleanliness..etc I was thinking that I wanted to live with a guy. They're more laid back...they don't steal your clothes...and they don't get bothered by weird stupid stuff.

I just wanted to share with you the response I received the other day:

Hey! I am quite interested in your place! I am a professional male. I am a software developer. I work normal hours. I am out of the house by 6:30 AM to go to the gym and am not usually home again until 6:30 PM. I am pretty quiet, love to cook, watch tv/movies, and am pretty busy developing websites at home. I am not a smoker, and only drink occasionally. I am looking for a place where my roommate wont mind my being NUDE!? around the house. Please drop me a line and let me know if you are interested.

Seriously!? lol

11 comments:

Hernesto G said...

hahahahahah this is great!

Hernesto G said...

so I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy. I think maybe I read too many comic books when I was a kid...

Mike said...

LMAO....bonus if he does the HNT crap too huh?

KV said...

Can I be your roommate?

Patyrish said...

For a minute I thought "gee this guy sounds like he is pretty normal......" Then I got to the NUDE part. What a freak. Good luck with that.
**Hernesto's "terminator" ritual made me pee my pants! LOL!**

LeighAnn said...

So, what's the problem.....you should let him move in. Just don't let him fry eggs or cut vegetables. Could be quite dangerous.

Funny post!

MarylandMommy said...

That is hilarious! Hope you had a great Easter!

me! said...

Lol!! Did you go for it? Sounds semi-creepy. Of course I presume he wants a roomate with benefits! I have to find a roomate soon too, I'm so nervous!

Muley said...

HG, did someone attach an invisible "Weirdo Attractor" to you? You meet the strangest people, my dear.

Bullfrg said...

Perhaps he reads your blog and took the what not to wear a bit to far...

ben.run said...

Ha! :)