December 22, 2007

This month....And the day from Hizell.

I know. I suck. And in the words of Misguided Mommy:

This teaching gig is kicking me to the curb. On top of germs that only 12 year olds can carry, I've been exposed to the very crippling disease "Youllneverhavetimeforeverythingitis"

And did I mention the hives? Yeah...they won't go away. "Oh my gosh, are you okay Miss Humor??" "Yes, I'm fine, thanks for making me fully aware of how much you can see them in this florescent light. YOU HAVE HOMEWORK NOW!"

So, my day from hizzy...

It started out just fine. I called my Dr. on my conference period and they said they would see me at 5:45. Seeing that I get out of work at 4, that's enough time, right?

WRONG. You are so wrong, HG. You are SO off base it's ridiculous.

I had some trouble in the classroom, so I got to call a parent after school! I decided to call her on my way to the doctor.

Well, I got so distracted on the phone that I missed my exit. I turned around on the freeway, and brainlessly took the same exit I just got off on. Not kidding. I turned around, and in the time it took me to turn around again there was miserable traffic. And then this:

Of course.

And then about 1,000 of these:

I ended up being 45 minutes late. I had to stop for gas and spilled gas on my pants.

Did I mention that I lost my planner? Yeah, and I looked ALL over school for it for about 30 minutes. I found it:

Other then that, I've been cooking:

And doping up on this:

Oh yeah!! And the best of the best!!!!!

I made the best investment I've ever made in my life:

It's a neck and shoulder massager and it is amazing.

Ok. Must sleep.


Monique said...

I LIVE on loratadine, year-round. For me it works better as a maintenance med, not to relieve symptoms. Have you tried Mucinex-D? My dr recommended that to me the other day; it clears up congestion and also has sudafed (the real stuff). A box of 24 was $25 (and you have to sign for it, at least where I live) but it works wonders. I can breathe!

Oh my goodness, that massager looks awesome! What brand is it???? Ahhh it's like I can feel it already!

Feel better soon!

Misguided Mommy said...

wooooo i feel like a rock star baby..i'm famous now! glad your back!

Misguided Mommy said...

also what the fuck were you cooking? is it a tortilla?

Aimee said...

oh my goodness that is a crappy day! I hope things are looking up!

BayouMaMa said...

Hiya! Whoa! It's been awhile! Ahhh...yes...I remember well my early teaching days...thanks for the nostalgia. LOL!

Don't worry, it takes 12 years...but pretty soon, your immune system will be able to handle just about anything. I hardly get sick anymore.

It'll get better...thank God for summer vacation!

Lindz said...

I am amazed at your ability to photograph everything! There are so many times throughout the day that I think I am experiencing a "bloggable moment", you know, kinda like the "teachable moments" they tell us about in grad school. Anyway, kudos. Hope you're back soon and that you've enjoyed your winter break sans germy 12 year-olds.

Vanessa said...

This is too funny! I have a poll on my blog right now and its which law affects you the most. For you? It would be Murphy's Law. Hope the days get better.

Anonymous said...

I tagged you.

The Accidental Existentialist said...

HG? You are psychotic and I worry about you. Coincidentally, the word verification for this comment is "leare" which sounds remarkably like what I do outside your window most nights. Sleep tight!