January 14, 2006

Yes. I am a thief.

I have an awesome program that lets me steal stuff off of the internet. Stuff like WORKOUT VIDEOS and awesome music. I have recently "stolen" a workout video that I would like to share with all of you.

I now present.....

Carmen Electra's Aerobic Striptease

Confused applause...some faint booing

Now, please, hear me out! The "lap dance" routines are hysterical, cheesy, and not worth doing. BUT! The "dance" and "stripper" routines ROCK! She says lame things like:

"never underestimate the finger in the mouth ladies! If you commit to it, you'll get sexier in no time." &

"a librarian is never complete without her scarf and glasses."

But if you ignore that and focus on the routines and RULES!

Something else I've pirated.....


VERY relaxing..and AWESOME stretches! HIGHLY recommend.


Anonymous said...

Ok, so how do you get to steal them online? Share your secrets HG!

KV said...

Where do you download your stuff from? limewire?

Patyrish said...

I would LOVE TO get that Carmen Electra one. I could totally ignore some of the cheesy comments!
I will look for that one! I don't know if I can do Yoga though.....I might hurt myself!

Mr. Twisted said...

I am totally going to get the Carmen Electra video and substitute it in favor of all fitness training I do for the military. I think this would boost my moral much higher. Ha.

detoxsmurf said...

Woo hoo... now I have an excuse to install a stripper pole in my house. :)

Heather said...

So I want to know if you walk around with your finger in your mouth being sexy? LOL I gotta try it. :)

Kari said... does it work?

MissMeliss said...

No idea if the stretching really works, but the comments about the vids made me laugh when I really needed to.

BayouMaMa2 said...

Ummmm...maybe this isn't the best place to admit you've done something illegal. LOL!

BTW...I'm a cop.

Alright! Alright! I'm a teacher...but these days, sometimes I feel like a cop. ;-)