Here's the story:
Random lady went to the gadget store and won a door prize. Random Lady had no idea that what she won would change her life for EVER!!
Are you ready for what she won??????
((Drum roll and trumpets))
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you...
May ALL the trials and tribulations of onion cutting fall to the wayside with this small gift from above!! NO MORE TEARS!!! NO MORE... umm, tears! And that's awesome enough that you only need one purpose for these goggles!
Not only are they practical, but they're trendy!
Hey lady, you goin to tha club or chooppin onions!
These glasses really are all you hope they'll be BUT BE WARNED! Utter jubilation over the amazing amazingness of these glasses may cause you to lose site of reality.......
((The following is a reenactment of a true story.))
1. You are finished chopping onions but have the strong desire to continue wearing your goggles. While enjoying dinner, you reach for your jar of lemonade:
2. You raise your glass to sip...
3. You spit out in HORROR!!!
4. You were too taken with your OG's to realize there were TWO jars on the table....
5. PICKLE JUICE!!
What a world.....
But as traumatizing as this experience is, there's still one thing that makes it worth it:
You still have THE ONION GOGGLES.