Smell Schmell! Taste or do not taste, there is no try...

So.... I'm sick.

And gross.

And headachy.

And tired.

And I almost passed out in the shower this morning.

And. And. And. And. And.

And....food? You mean that tasteless gunk I stuff my mouth with?? BGLHSLGHSLGHHGLSH


I had a really fun post about someone else's post about purses, but I am siiiick today and stayed home for another nonsense do nothing all day kind of a day! Oh, I went to the store to buy cough drops.

So due to the recently discovered fact that my life borders on shamefully boring and lame, I'll post these pictures of my God-Dog...

'Cause yeeeaaaah, once you see him, you'll completely understand and stop looking at me like "who the hell has a god dog"!!!


Meet....... Tobias à la ObiWan:


Seriously, right!! The beard!?!? The towel that makes him look like something out of Star Wars even though I've never seen it (no hate mail...It's kind of my thing now to say that I"ve never seen any of the Star Wars movies... You're just gonna have to let this one go)!! Psha!!!

Back story.....

We dog sat for some friends and fell IN LOVE with their Mini Schnauzer. We are now God Parents and will be purchasing Tobias' twin brother after we get the house and settle in.

Now, I wouldn't go so far as to say Tobias "hates" bathtime, but he's so totally on the opposite of fond....

And don't EVEN say he's not the cutest... 'cause



"B!$@h!!! I'll cut you!" (I'm 99.9% certain he's talking about female dogs, NOT you.... but there's just no way to tell for certain.)