And, so, to all of you who think blondes have more fun.

There's a girl at work who, since the time I've know her, has had blonde hair. We'll call her Blondie. She recently died her hair dark brown. I have brown hair. Here is the conversation that we recently had:

Blondie: Ok, I seriously feel ugly with brown hair.

HG: I like your brown hair.

Blondie: I went into a bar a little while ago and tried to make eye contact with this really hot guy. He would NOT look at me! I've never had that happen before. Do you notice that with brown hair?

HG: Yeah, I've never been blonde...so, i guess I notice guys not looking at me...?


I know she didn't mean anything by it...but it was too funny not to share.

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When the Dallas Mavericks were in the playoffs, we went to a local restaurant to watch the games. This was their sign:

I completely forgot....

NOw for more yummy photos from my vacation...

Please refrain from eating this picture through the screen:



Those are MW's nephews.

Here's me and brother numero dos on my aunt's boat:



Here's the cake from the wedding:



ANd here's the precious bride and groom:



Ok, are you ready for some UNADULTERATED cuteness!!!!









That one's my favorite ^





More to come!

Ultimate cuteness!! Ever!

MW. MW, MW, MW.....

For those of you that don't know, MW=Mr.Wonderful=My boyfriend=the cutest guy ever (as seen below, hugging sweaty, melted-makeup me.):



While this picture claims "cute"... It fails to show his TRUE personality. It falls short of capturing the bona fide MW that those that know him have come to appreciate. This next picture, however, DOES JUST THAT!!

I found this picture in his parents hallway. The family photo dates back about 20 years and you can bet your paycheck that everyone is wearing that shade of turquoise! And please, try to name just ONE well-respected family a la 1986 that would have had it any other way! I dare you!

WITHOUT FURTHER ADO....PLEASE, feast your eyes on this delicious picture!!!!:

(L to R: 80's mom complete with thick gold necklace and shoulder pads to boot, chin of older brother, arm of older sister, and here he is, MW!!)


I will die soon of the utter and crazy cuteness of this smile!

After laughing for approximately 45 minutes at what I believe could be the pinnacle of all family photos, I laughed even harder when I heard the strife that came with it....

HG: OH MY GOSH!!! (laughs, possibly snorts, maybe pees a little) OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH! THIS IS THE FUNNIEST MOST ADORABLE MOST AMAZINGLY HILARIOUS PICTURE I'VE EVER SEEN!!!!

MW: Oh gawwwd! (Rolls eyes, sighs, shakes head, no smile) You have no idea.

HG: (LAUGHS IN FACE)

MW: Ok, you see my hair!! My mom sprayed a gallon of hairspray to get my hair like that! I seriously remember not being able to breathe! (He may have even mentioned something about still tasting the Aquanet and having flashbacks in his sleep)

HG: AWWWWWW...haawwwwhahahahaaawwwwww! Desperately trying to console and trying even harder not to laugh more.

MW: And you see those two strips on my hair!!! Where the light is reflecting off the hairspray!! I was TORTURED for that!

He goes on to tell about how much he was tormented and then it hits me. Look how cute he is and now tell me that "Buzz" is not the perfect nicname EVER! His brothers and sister would call him that repeatedly and now the name has stuck. I seriously tried calling him his real name around his family and he didn't answer.

So, to end this session, I dare any of you to up the ante with a cuter picture!!

THIS JUST IN!!

Ok..the infamous Yard Sale is STILL GOING ON!! The best-friend from spokane has just informed me that it is still going strong, I repeat, STILL GOING STRONG! After 5+weeks.

Randomness......

After spending hours on the phone, I finally have internet in the privacy of my bedroom. Sigh. So so happy.

Now for some pictures that i've wanted to share with you for a while:

I drive past this restaurant all the time. Please look closely



We've got Seafood!! We've got Chicken!! and We've got...Donuts!...?

A few months back I was shopping at the number one store on earth, AKA Wallgreen's, and I saw this in the movie rack:



Seriously.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

Still no internet! STILL NO INTERNET!!!!!!!! CAN YOU SENSE MY ANGER!!!!!! DO YOU KNOW THAT I HATE VERIZON! STUPID STUPID!

Our wireless router is out of commission.

I can't upload pics until I get my wirless in my room. I have some hilarious, darling, wonderfully-gorgeous pics of my vacation.

I miss you guys! I'll hopefully see you tomorrow!

I told you

These pictures were taken while driving...so they are not great:

HOWEVER, they do show the yardsale I've been bragging about!

I present to you:

DAY 8 (That I know of)

With glare from windshield:



Blurred from speed:

ATTACK OF THE NEVER ENDING YARD SALE!!

Our favorite word the last few days has been CRAP. We drove home from Seattle and stoppod at some HUGE antique barn; 3 levels; no a/c; ALL CRAP. You know the people that shop there because their houses looks just like it. CRAP-EVERYWHERE-DUST-CAN'T BREATHE-----

So...speaking of crap, I drove by a house in spokane the other day that had CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP on their front lawn. I didn't have my camera (shame) so I couldn't take a picture. It was 8pm and this place was a freaking mess. I've seen yardsales that couldn't compare to this. Well, the next day I discovered a yard sale sign that pointed me in the direction of that house. Small relief.

3 days later:

THE CRAP IS STILL THERE! I CRAP YOU NOT! JUST AS MUCH CRAP AS THREE DAYS AGO WITH NO SIGN OF ANYONE "YARDSELLING- SELLING OR BUYING" Only in spokane.