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July 16, 2007

Wine + Sun = 2 X Drunk

Holy hell.

Did you know that if you lay out by the pool from 1130am-7pm...on an empty stomach...and start drinking wine at 4, you will be muy, muy borracho (? In true, scientific, experimental fashion, I have proved this theory to be accurate. But OMG it was fun!

Apparently all of the people who live in my complex have LOTS of fun at the pool! I did not know this. I went out by myself yesterday and have made about 20 new friends who are just as bored this summer as I am.

This morning I woke up at 830am by a weed wacker outside my window. I also woke up with what felt like a round house kick to the temple.

Other then a hangover...here's what I acquired yesterday....

I tan line:



A floatie:



A coozie:



Left over beer that I don't drink:



A bottle of sunscreen:



And a half eaten pickle in my sink that I have NO clue where it came from:




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Now for a shot of another creepy crawly!!!! :)

I found him dead on the sidewalk:



And this is my friend Jason with our new friend:

21 comments:

blackops said...

looks like someone had a good time yesterday.

Aimee said...

Hmmm...so even with the HIGH SPF sunscreen you still got the burn goin on huh? Kudos to you! hehe.

Sounds like a blast.

angie said...

wow it looks like you had a blasty blast at the pool! You're sunburn doesn't look like any fun though!

alyndabear said...

Damn! You're working that sunburn.. bring on the aloe. :)

Kari said...

I've learned that way too... fun times. At least you didn't fall in the pool.

Monique said...

I learned that a few years ago in Miami ... and I was still drunk the next morning. Yee haw!

Wear more sunscreen next time so you don't burn!!!!

Steff said...

You visited me a few weeks back and due to computer difficulties I'm just now making it over to return the favor.

I absolutely LOVE my swing float. I think it's the greatest floatation device since arm floaties! I use mine every summer. Glad you had fun at the pool...sounds like my night out with the girls at Coyote Ugly. That is where I discovered that life is pretty fun with a few (okay several) Yager bombs in you! Enjoy the summer...that's what it is all about! :)

Marianne said...

Ouch ouch ouch! Followed closely by ick, ick, ickalot! Blech.

Silly Jason! Bugs aren't for eating! They're for stomping. :P

TheMartins said...

Oh a many summer days like that in the past. FUN TIMES!! :) Great memories and friends made that way! Looks like you had a great day! :) You go girl!!! :)

~Lyndsay
www.themartintimes.com

Tiffany said...

Glad you had a good time. Please tell me your friend didnt eat the creepy crawly!!! Blech!

BlackOps said...

WHAT, NO POST ABOUT YOU CAMPING OUT TO GET YOUR COPY OF THE LATEST HARRY POTTER BOOK??!!

karla said...

Sun and alcohol are such a deadly mix, but oh SO MUCH FUN!

Misguided Mommy said...

are you still alive?????

blackops said...

Hellooooooo

k8 said...

i have that floaty!

Misguided Mommy said...

i think the sun burn fried the part of her brain that reminds her to blog

LeighAnn said...

I can't believe you actually picked up the bug corpse! BLECK!!

Kick butt on the tan girl! I am so white I GLOW IN THE DARK!!

Jeremy said...

nice... where did you get your template??

Misguided Mommy said...

so umm whats up you just never came back

Aimee said...

seriously, did the sunburn kill her?

Misguided Mommy said...

alright now look missy you said you were coming back what gives!!!!!