My life is so boring.
I have 2 and a half job prospects...so that's good!?
The half is a guy who says he'll call me back in a week and then waits a month or so to actually do it. Imagine that.
I've also decided to give you a play-by-play of my summer thus far:
Stay up late
and find time to drink wine in between.
Ode to a bored teacher on summer break.