Seriously, don't ask me how:
THE INTERVIEW
(THURSDAY)
(THURSDAY)
3:20PM- Left my subbing job early to get to the interview on time at 4:30PM.
3:21PM- Raced down stairs to get the hell out of dodge and "stumbled" into this equation...
WIDE LEG PANTS + HEELS - TIME / STAIRS= Inadvertently whaling water bottle into wall to save tail from possible -plegia.
In other words, I almost got crippled but bashed the water bottled to save my life!
(**Remember this.)
3:40PM- I am driving. All is good.
3:41PM- I am not moving. All is not good.
3:50PM- I am not freaking moving.
4:13PM- I have moved enough to see the wreck! The dumb, avoidable wreck! The wreck that involved people who are out to destroy me! Am forced to make a call to interviewees informing of my official lateness!? I am going to be LATE! Late to an interview. LATE I TELL YOU! STOP looking at me!!! Yes I'm yelling at nobody, but you're the one in the wreck!! YOU WRECKER!!!!
4:15PM- Am breathless. Have regained composure to call the people who will never hire me because I am late. Look down to grab phone and notice that my water bottle has suffered some damage from "The Crash of 3:21" , or so it will forever be known.
Aww...poor water bottle. Poor, defenseless, broken, w---hat the hell!!!?!?!?!
MY RESUME!!!? My SOAKED, RUINED, RESUME!!?!?!? I HATE YOU WATER BOTTLE!
4:40PM- I am late. My voice is quaking. Feel frazzled and unprepared. Have no resume because no resume is better then soaked resume. DOOM.
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I got the job!
3:21PM- Raced down stairs to get the hell out of dodge and "stumbled" into this equation...
WIDE LEG PANTS + HEELS - TIME / STAIRS= Inadvertently whaling water bottle into wall to save tail from possible -plegia.
In other words, I almost got crippled but bashed the water bottled to save my life!
(**Remember this.)
3:40PM- I am driving. All is good.
3:41PM- I am not moving. All is not good.
3:50PM- I am not freaking moving.
4:13PM- I have moved enough to see the wreck! The dumb, avoidable wreck! The wreck that involved people who are out to destroy me! Am forced to make a call to interviewees informing of my official lateness!? I am going to be LATE! Late to an interview. LATE I TELL YOU! STOP looking at me!!! Yes I'm yelling at nobody, but you're the one in the wreck!! YOU WRECKER!!!!
4:15PM- Am breathless. Have regained composure to call the people who will never hire me because I am late. Look down to grab phone and notice that my water bottle has suffered some damage from "The Crash of 3:21" , or so it will forever be known.
Aww...poor water bottle. Poor, defenseless, broken, w---hat the hell!!!?!?!?!
MY RESUME!!!? My SOAKED, RUINED, RESUME!!?!?!? I HATE YOU WATER BOTTLE!
4:40PM- I am late. My voice is quaking. Feel frazzled and unprepared. Have no resume because no resume is better then soaked resume. DOOM.
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I got the job!
11 comments:
it's always the disastrous interviews that have the best outcomes. congrats!
this is one of my favorite posts!
also very cute shoes...and very glad someone appreciates my music
Congrats!!! I loved the visual aid... being a super math nerd. :)
Isn't it weird how your best interviews never get you a job?
YAY-A! You GO GIRLFRIEND!! K... I'm still not sure what EXACTLY happend to you waterbottle but i am soo STOKED for the new JOB! : )
Congratulations - that is wonderful!
Congratulations. Wow what a story. I would've been totally freaking out and would have turned around at 4:13pm. Glad you didn't though.
Wow you caught me quick *LOL* Thanks for stopping by my blog. I just found yours and I love it.
Congrats to you!
Holy Crap woman! you must make one awesome impression! Congrats!
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