October 16, 2007

I SO spoke too soon!!!!!!!!!

I got me some employment up in her'!!!!!! At a high payin' establishment!!! The highest payin' school district in TAY-Haas to be exact!! YEEE HAW!

Seriously, don't ask me how:


3:20PM- Left my subbing job early to get to the interview on time at 4:30PM.

3:21PM- Raced down stairs to get the hell out of dodge and "stumbled" into this equation...


WIDE LEG PANTS + HEELS - TIME / STAIRS= Inadvertently whaling water bottle into wall to save tail from possible -plegia.

In other words, I almost got crippled but bashed the water bottled to save my life!

(**Remember this.)

3:40PM- I am driving. All is good.

3:41PM- I am not moving. All is not good.

3:50PM- I am not freaking moving.

4:13PM- I have moved enough to see the wreck! The dumb, avoidable wreck! The wreck that involved people who are out to destroy me! Am forced to make a call to interviewees informing of my official lateness!? I am going to be LATE! Late to an interview. LATE I TELL YOU! STOP looking at me!!! Yes I'm yelling at nobody, but you're the one in the wreck!! YOU WRECKER!!!!

4:15PM- Am breathless. Have regained composure to call the people who will never hire me because I am late. Look down to grab phone and notice that my water bottle has suffered some damage from "The Crash of 3:21" , or so it will forever be known.

Aww...poor water bottle. Poor, defenseless, broken, w---hat the hell!!!?!?!?!


4:40PM- I am late. My voice is quaking. Feel frazzled and unprepared. Have no resume because no resume is better then soaked resume. DOOM.


I got the job!


ali said...

it's always the disastrous interviews that have the best outcomes. congrats!

Misguided Mommy said...

this is one of my favorite posts!

Misguided Mommy said...

also very cute shoes...and very glad someone appreciates my music

Marianne said...

Congrats!!! I loved the visual aid... being a super math nerd. :)

Jeremy said...

Isn't it weird how your best interviews never get you a job?

Jeninacide said...

YAY-A! You GO GIRLFRIEND!! K... I'm still not sure what EXACTLY happend to you waterbottle but i am soo STOKED for the new JOB! : )

Melissa said...

Congratulations - that is wonderful!

Kat said...

Congratulations. Wow what a story. I would've been totally freaking out and would have turned around at 4:13pm. Glad you didn't though.

Kat said...

Wow you caught me quick *LOL* Thanks for stopping by my blog. I just found yours and I love it.

Memphis Steve said...

Congrats to you!

Anonymous said...

Holy Crap woman! you must make one awesome impression! Congrats!