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November 21, 2005

Oh no she didn't!!

I went to the bar last night.

I left the bar.

I found THIS right outside my car door!!!!!



Spotlight courtesy of the cop that was parked right next to me. ...Seriously.

HG: "Sir, would you mind shining your light on it so I can take a picture?"

COP: "Sure...do you want it on the puke, or the bra?"

HG: "Right above both would be great!"

COP: "There you go....Have a good night!"

HG: "You too, sir, thanks."

HA!!

19 comments:

Patyrish said...

What a great cop! I love it! Especially the "Do you want it on the puke, or the bra" question....I am laughing my head off!!! hahahahahahahaha. Hope you had a great time....looks like someone else did! LOL

Trish
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Dave said...

Somebody...somewhere...has a great story to tell about how they puked and lost their bra in one instance this past weekend.

Awesome story.

Mike said...

lol...Only you would want a picture of that...and so nice of you to share.

Busted Flip Flop said...

OMG best puke pic EVER!!! ahahahahah


I wonder how long it took for her to realize she was missing her bra?

Chickadee said...

Oh Peachy. I hope none of that crap got on your car! Did you gag a little when you saw the puke? LOL.

Billy said...

If she had just left the bra on I am sure whomever her gentleman friend was would have made it the rest of the evening without vomitting:)

Bars are the loneliest places.

Humor Girl said...

lol!!

MG said...

What The!

MacManus said...

Reminds me of the time I woke up fully clothed on my bed...missing my boxers...still never worked that one out LOL

Bart said...

Good to see that you're taking pride in capturing vomit with the proper light. Bet they don't teach that in photojournalism school.

It poses the question which happened first?... the dropping of the bra then the hurling... or... hurling which triggered the releasing of the bra.

Anyone have a forensics background?

Patyrish said...

This entry is just too much and Bart you are nuts.....I am not sure looks like the bra happened after the puke to me.....I don't see much "splash" on the bra. hahahahahahah

Trish

Dave said...

Where's Gil Grissom when you need him?

whoiam said...

could the violent "hurl" of puke send the hooks on the bra flying????

that would be quite a trick.....

kudos to "puke girl" for pulling that off....literally..

BayouMaMa2 said...

EWWWWWW! I think I focused a little too hard trying to make sense of it. Ummm...thanks for sharing?

*chuckle*

shoe girl said...

OK, I've encountered a lot of things on my nights out. I've done a lot of things on my nights out. Never (ever) have I lost my bra while puking. Lost my panties once, but that's another story.

Kari said...

Seriously...oh my gosh.

I don't know if I should laugh or gag. haha.

Chief Slacker said...

So lets see, there's a couple of possible scenarios:

1. Two people were getting frisky by your car, the bra came off and then the liqour set in and pukage.

2. Same as one, but what was under the bra caused the vomit.

3. person A pukes, person B is turned on and takes off bra.

4. Person pukes hards enough for bra to come off...

All bad. Heh.

Anyway, I'm sure at least one of the participants in taht situation is not so thankfulf or it ;O) Hope you have a good thanks giving!

some girl said...

Did the word 'blog' ever come up? :)

Eww that's just nasty!

MG said...

How exactly does one puke up a bra anyway?