I left the bar.
I found THIS right outside my car door!!!!!
Spotlight courtesy of the cop that was parked right next to me. ...Seriously.
HG: "Sir, would you mind shining your light on it so I can take a picture?"
COP: "Sure...do you want it on the puke, or the bra?"
HG: "Right above both would be great!"
COP: "There you go....Have a good night!"
HG: "You too, sir, thanks."