Is there ever an appropriate time to talk about yourself in the third person? NO. It's annoying and off, and it makes me uncomfortable.
Would Jen be annoying to you if she started blogging in third person? Would you not like Jen to do that anymore? No! Because she would sound like a creepy sex offender. Sorry, I'm really tired. Here's how it went......
I was waiting to take a man's order when he asks me about the seabass:
"Oooh...Seabass. He's never ordered that before. How is it?"
Who's never ordered that before? I seriously thought he was talking about his son. It wasn't until he CONTINUED to talk in third person that I realized he was talking about himself.
"I think the lobster rissotto might upset Mike's stomach. He'll have the 7oz Pepper Steak instead."
Comin' right up, Mike..... I wanted to ask "Does Mike want Soup or Salad with His steak?" But I didn't.