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June 30, 2005

All's Well That Ends... BAD!!? Really, really BAD!

I am "supposed" to be working out right now. That was the plan. But I have come to the conclusion that even mari windsor can't create a workout that is lazy enough for me.

Also, my eating took a turn for the worse! This, I believe, is what lead to the demise of my workout plan.

It all started great:

1 Turkey Burger (no bun)
1 lo-fat string cheese
1 stem of grapes

I felt great! I wasn't even hungry... when I saw it...

...in all it's chocolate-y...nougaty-y...cookie, caramel-y goodnesses.....

THE MOTHERLOAD!!
(psycho shower scene stab sounds)

ReeeeEEEeeenh....

ReeeEEEEeeeenh......


ReeeeEEEeeeenhh......

ReeeEEEEeeeenh!!

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! For the love of humanity... NOOOO!!!!! All iwanted was an ice pack!? And tihs is what I find in the bottom drawer just BEGGING for me to take them in..

I think it's quite clear what happened next. My eat-right-plan went to the crapper! I blame Twix personally for my lack of motivation to work out.

(I was going to take a picture of my wrappers, but i felt serious shame when I set them up for a photo shoot.)

12 comments:

Melissa said...

That looks like the drawer in my desk.
I always start out with good intentions, but the chocolate breaks me down.

TheMartins said...

Oh I hate when that drawer opens LOL...

JessP7 said...

I definitely know that feeling!

naughtygirl said...

lmmfao. i hate when candy attacks.lol

Tess Harrison said...

Hey, you may as well gain with a smile right?!*g*

MG said...

I think you should sue the makers of Twix and ask for a refund on your motivation.

That or buy stock.

Lynn Daniels said...

OMG, that's too funny! I've got a bag that looks like that stashed under my bed. I'm still working out three times a week, but I think this week it's just going to negate the yummy Tiramisu I found at the grocery store...

The Cubicle Reverend said...

Nothing wrong with enjoying a little snack now again.

Humor Girl said...

Even re-reading this post makes me want more! Here is my logic: The faster I eat them..the faster they'll be gone! Right? :)

The Cubicle Reverend said...

Or, the fewer they have the more you can enjoy them over a long run.

Humor Girl said...

True...I'll have to try that on for size. :)

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