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I leave to visit home in about a week and a half!! i'll be there for two weeks and I'm SOOOO excited! :) I'm just about to start packing....(I'll blog that excursion in the near future.)
Any suggestions for a good plane read? I like 'em funny!!!
And speaking of funny....this is a true story that happened to a friend of my mom's:
IT IS HYSTERICAL. YOU MUST READ! OR YOU WILL BE SORRY! hehe : )
Ann is in her mid-thirties, a delight to talk to, and always put together in an unassuming way. While taking a plane ride from San Francisco to Seattle, she had the most awkard experience of her life.
She thought she was going to have a pleasant flight with no "middle man" to share the arm rest with. She was in the aisle. At the last minute, an extremely large man boarded the plane and cruised his eyes over the seat numbers landing on hers. Of course.
Being the refined woman that she is, Ann offered up her little slice of heaven and slid over to the middle seat. Not only was she being polite, but there was also no possible way he could fit in the middle. She wouldn't have to worry about playing musical arm-rests either. He could not fit comfortably with it down.
After the plane was at it's cruising altitude, the man got up to use the restroom. He returned a good few minutes later and took his seat. About a minute after, a flight attendant sneaks up to him and hands him a small folded up piece of paper. He knew Ann saw the exchange and was hiding his embarassment by blowing it off.
He feigned a look of excitement....
"Hmmmmm!!? I wonder what it says? Let's see, shall we!?"
I'm sure there were a number of things going through his head. Maybe his weight was throwing off the plane. Maybe he would be asked to sit for the duration of the flight due to him bothering other people when he walked by. He'd heard it all at this weight.
Ann was so uncomfotable. His weight was obvious, but she couldn't help but feel bad for his situation. She had never had her weight restrict her from anything.
She glanced over his shoulder as he slowly opened the note........................
SIR, YOU HAVE A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER STICKING OUT OF THE BACK OF YOUR PANTS.
lol...This is TRUE!!! hahahaha
What's your most embarassing plane ride story?