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July 09, 2005

Hello My Blogging Beauties!!! :)

Ok... Ever find yourself in a blogging rut?? Well...one of our dear blogging friends is having one of those days.

GO HERE AND GIVE A CAT NAMED PI SOME LOVE!! :)

Give her inspiration for a blog... Say hi...tell her you love her site... Anything to show her you care! She'll return the favor..I'm sure.

NOW ABOUT ME!!!! :)

I leave to visit home in about a week and a half!! i'll be there for two weeks and I'm SOOOO excited! :) I'm just about to start packing....(I'll blog that excursion in the near future.)

Any suggestions for a good plane read? I like 'em funny!!!

And speaking of funny....this is a true story that happened to a friend of my mom's:

IT IS HYSTERICAL. YOU MUST READ! OR YOU WILL BE SORRY! hehe : )


Ann is in her mid-thirties, a delight to talk to, and always put together in an unassuming way. While taking a plane ride from San Francisco to Seattle, she had the most awkard experience of her life.

She thought she was going to have a pleasant flight with no "middle man" to share the arm rest with. She was in the aisle. At the last minute, an extremely large man boarded the plane and cruised his eyes over the seat numbers landing on hers. Of course.

Being the refined woman that she is, Ann offered up her little slice of heaven and slid over to the middle seat. Not only was she being polite, but there was also no possible way he could fit in the middle. She wouldn't have to worry about playing musical arm-rests either. He could not fit comfortably with it down.

After the plane was at it's cruising altitude, the man got up to use the restroom. He returned a good few minutes later and took his seat. About a minute after, a flight attendant sneaks up to him and hands him a small folded up piece of paper. He knew Ann saw the exchange and was hiding his embarassment by blowing it off.

He feigned a look of excitement....

"Hmmmmm!!? I wonder what it says? Let's see, shall we!?"

I'm sure there were a number of things going through his head. Maybe his weight was throwing off the plane. Maybe he would be asked to sit for the duration of the flight due to him bothering other people when he walked by. He'd heard it all at this weight.

Ann was so uncomfotable. His weight was obvious, but she couldn't help but feel bad for his situation. She had never had her weight restrict her from anything.

She glanced over his shoulder as he slowly opened the note........................


SIR, YOU HAVE A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER STICKING OUT OF THE BACK OF YOUR PANTS.

lol...This is TRUE!!! hahahaha


What's your most embarassing plane ride story?

5 comments:

midwest_hick said...

Kind of a dead give away that the toilet seat supported his ass huh?.....lol.....funny post.

TheMartins said...

That was great! Also checked out your new friedns site too... I like it! I left her a meassage too ;o) Hope you are having a great weekend! Talk to you soon

naughtygirl said...

i am a jersey girl and i read these books by janet evanovich and they are all about jersey life, and they are rEALLY funny. the first of the series is called one for the money. gret books.

Beckie said...

Oh dear. Great story.

My plane story was kinda the same.

I had missed one flight from Atlanta to San Fran once and didnt want to miss it again. So when I arrived at the checkin counter and a snotty nosed man said "sorry the flight is closed" I cried my eyes out.

A flight attendant saw me, calmed me and said "Come this way, we can still get you on the flight.

As she took my overhead luggage onboard the full flight, she allowed me a moment to stop crying, dry my tears and have a sip of water.

I walked onto that flight with everyone looking at me all bleary eyed and I sat next to Mr & Mrs New-Couple-Who-Couldnt-Keep-Their-Hands-Off-Each-Other.

For the entire flight I kept falling alseep on Mr Couple's shoulder. I'd awake myself, look at him and apologise (yet again) and he always looked at me strangely.

It wasn't till I walked into the airport terminal toilets at San Francisco airport that I saw myself in the mirror.

I died.

My face was covered in dried up bits of tissue from when I 'dried my tears' before I boarded the flight.

NO WONDER MR COUPLE and the entire flight stared at me funny!

I still can't tell that story without laughing.

Humor Girl said...

Hick- No kidding! lol

The martins- You are so sweet! thanks for checking her out!

Jerzee- Read some of them already!! :)

Beckie- LOL...How mortifying! But, you'll never, ever see them again in your life! :)