HOW COULD I FORGET!?See the second person on the top row? We'll call her R.
Now see the girl below her? We'll call her A.
Picture this: We're all outside playing at recess....
(I remember this like it was yesterday! )
A: Let's play house.
HG: Ok, I'll be the mom!
R: No, I want to be the mom!!
HG: But I said it first.
R: SLAP HARD DIRECTLY AT HG'S NOSE.
This was the first time anyone had EVER hit me. It was such a surprise that all I could do was cry. My nose bleed and my eyes watered so bad. She didn't get in trouble. And no one really cared that I had a bloody nose.
SHE NEVER APOLOGIZED?! lol
7 comments:
That's a sad story! Kids can be so cruel.
Well that stinks!
What grade were you in? I was in 6th grade the one and only time I ever got slapped...
Strangely enough, R acted like a child ... but I guess that was to be expected.
What is R doing now? Is she the trophy wife of some wealthy billionaire, and who slaps all the servants when they don't bring her sushi quickly enough, or is she an unemployed chicken sexer in West Virginia, living in an abandoned trailer and collecting tinfoil to sell to the recycling plant?
The things we remember....amazing.
You should definitely get her back at your 10 year reunion. ;) In the 2nd grade, Eugene Poland punched me right in the face and knocked out my front tooth. I remember this SO CLEARLY...! Unfortunately, noone has seen Eugene since the 5th grade so I can't get my revenge. I remember that the teacher took me inside and told me to "get a drink of water". What she meant, of course, was to rinse my mouth with water but at that age, I did EXACTLY what every adult told me to and I swallowed a big mouth full of blood. YUCK!
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